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SW Mugen- Ronald mcdonald & Colonel Sanders vs Homer & Peter

March 19th, 2010

Sales were through the roof in Springfield and Quahog… “I’m lovin’ it.” thought Ronald mcdonald as he was looking at his sales and profit report. “But something’s not right..” he thought as he continued looking over the report. All the numbers added up correctly but it showed that both units were closing four hours early almost every day due to the fact that they were selling out of food. “Can this really be true? Are the inventory counts right?” There was something strange going on and he just couldn’t put his finger on it. Just then the phone rang… “Hello?” Ronand said and he instantly recongnised the deep Southern accent on the other end… “mcdonald! Are you sending in your clowns to buy out all my food and making my restaurants close early?” “I mean these profits are Finger Licking Good, but closing three hours early everyday just won’t do.. I won’t stand for it!” Ronald fired back.. “Just hold on a minute, you mean you are having the same problem I am?” “Let me ask you a question Mr. Sanders.. Are your resturants that are closing early located in Springfield and Quahog?” “Yes sir they are.” the Colonel answered back. “Well Mr. Sanders, I’m not sabotaging your resturants, and it’s obvious that you are not sabotaging mine, so I say we need to work together and find out whats going on around here.” Ronald told him. Just then Ronald’s marketing director came in.. “Sir, we know why the resturants and closing early.. Photo ID shows a Mr. Homer Simpson of Springfield …